[Disclaimer: We actually used these techniques, so I'm making fun of us and no one else.]
Ceiling fan + classical music radio = White Trash "Baby Mozart"
Old Crock-Pot = White Trash Steam Humidifier and *bonus!* White Trash Bottle Warmer
Hot radiator + wet wipes = White Trash Baby Wipe Warmer.
And finally, I give you . . . diaper changing pad + cats = White Trash Cat Tree
From left: Loki, Stella