White Trash Infant Care

[Disclaimer: We actually used these techniques, so I'm making fun of us and no one else.]

Ceiling fan + classical music radio = White Trash "Baby Mozart"

Old Crock-Pot = White Trash Steam Humidifier and *bonus!* White Trash Bottle Warmer

Hot radiator + wet wipes = White Trash Baby Wipe Warmer.

And finally, I give you . . . diaper changing pad + cats = White Trash Cat Tree

From left: Loki, Stella

Comments

[FiveAndDime]

Like my handle? (reference to Oakland's area code). And it kinda fits with the emerging White Trash series. Hmmm, maybe you should publish "White Trash Living" or "White Trash Simple."

[SteveO]

Thought I'd join the sibs and weigh in with my handle.

Isn't "white trash Baby Mozart" an oxymoron? C'mon, everybody knows that Lynard Skynard kicks Mohsart's ass, dude! And the baby wipe warmer: nothing beats the radiant heat of a small block Chevy. Cat tree? Try a moving blanket (stolen from U-Haul) over the stash of bud. You urban elitists!