Just in time for my birthday.

Got this in a Money Mailer® yesterday. People, you have got to click to embiggen.

A coupon. From a cemetery Memorial Garden.

I just.

So, the coupons have no expiration date! (HPR: "Even though YOU do!")

I have no idea what a "Complimentary Emergency Space" is, but I can imagine - you're heading out the door to attend to your Cemetery Emergency. "Wait!" you think, "I forgot the coupon!"

If anything happens to me, you'll find the coupon on our bulletin board by the fridge. I prefer cremation.

Comments

[Lee Thrash]

ZOMG, this post!! Love it, Julie! HPR's comment made my day. :)

[Katleyplanetbg.blogspot.com]

that is really desperate when cemeteries (oops, I mean memorial gardens) start to advertise. Must mean business is dead :)

Beware the asterisk by the price, this means it's gonna cost a lot more than what's advertised in the brochure.