A multiple-choice quiz to give you a small glimpse of life with da Roo.
1. You ask her to go to her room to put on her pajamas. She returns ten minutes later wearing
a. her pajamas
b. nothing
c. the same thing she was wearing previously, plus a birthday hat
d. princess dress-up clothes
2. With whom do the "gooey pahnov goo" hawks roam?
a. the littlest pets
b. the watch-out plants
c. Lovey, the swimming/flying dinosaur
d. all of the above
3. Who/what is seven?
a. her brother's age
b. the name of one of her favorite songs
c. the name of Lovey's pet cat
d. all of the above
4. At school, she has shown true leadership by
a. getting many of the other kids to "play bird" and "take dirt baths" during recess.
b. mastering the art of dry transfer and rolling up and restoring the work rug.
c. starting her own salon and giving actual haircuts to two classmates.
d. reproducing aminal sounds.
5. Words we hope she never learns to pronounce correctly . . . at least for a few more years
a. calapitter
b. so'd (so that)
c. burrtend
d. all of the above
6. When at the kitchen table, Roo might
a. use chopsticks to imitate a walrus, narwal, unicorn . . .
b. make a diving board out of turkey bacon for the waffles to use to jump into their "muddle puddle" of syrup.
c. be too busy talking/playing until an exasperated parent holds the piece of pizza directly in front of her face.
d. all of the above
ANSWERS
1. c. . . . plus a birthday hat (although the others are likely as well)
2. b. the watch-out plants. I'm not exactly sure what these are, but according to da Roo, I don't want to know.
3. d. all of the above. Apparently, Seven [the cat] also has a younger sibling named Four.
4. a. . . . "take dirt baths" during recess. (sorry, classmates' parents!) You also get points for b—her rug-rolling skilz are top notch.
5. d. all of the above. We especially like "so'd" because she "caught" it from her brother, although he no longer says it.
6. d. all of the above. Her chopstick walrus is the absolute cutest.

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